| The 'I want another shot' conversation between Jerry and Elaine. [ 11 secs / 22 kb ] |   |
| Elaine: What is with all these books... [ 4 secs / 8 kb ] | |
| Jerry is dumped by his girlfriend after she sees his act. [ 29 secs / 58 secs ] | |
| Elaine tells Jerry and his girlfriend about how her diaphragm fell out of her handbag. [ 35 secs / 70 kb ] | |
| Jerry & Elaine discussing her "faking".[ 20 secs / 40 kb ] | |
 | Jerry & George defending themselves against being gay. [ 34 secs / 78 kb ] | |
| Elaine describes George. [ 47 secs / 94 kb ] | |
| The aftermath of Jerry sending Elaine into the sauna to see if his girlfriend has real breasts. [ 22 secs / 44 kb ] | |
| Jerry: I slept with Elaine last night... [ 43 secs / 86 kb ] | |
tr> | Girlfriend: I think you're very sick... [ 7 secs / 14 kb ] | |
| Elaine tells Kramer he is more than a few tweaks away from a healthy relationship. [ 15 secs / 30 kb ] | |
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J o b s
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| George: You know I always wanted to pretend that I was an architech. [ 3 secs / 6 kb ] | |
| Jerry is bumped from career day. [ 8 secs / 16 kb ] | |
| Jerry is bumped, again, from career day. [ 20 secs / 40 kb ] | |
| George pleads ignorance, after being unaware it is frowned upon to have sex with the cleaning lady in his office. [ 29 secs / 58 kb ] | |
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S o c i a l i s i n g
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| Jerry tries to tell George he's a bigger idiot then him. [ 9 secs / 18kb ] | |
| Elaine and Jerry try to make plans when bored. [ 24 secs / 48 kb ] | |
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M i s c e l l a n o u s
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| George's Greatest American Hero answering machine message. [ 21 secs / 42 kb ] | |
| Jerry tells Elaine (whilst acting like Kramer) where she can get some Russian hats for $40. [ 15 secs / 30 kb ] | |
| Estelle: Frank, if Aunt Baby were alive today, how old would she be... [ 7 secs / 14 kb ] | |
| Kramer: I didn't think it was possible to come out of a coma... [ 21 secs / 42 kb ] | |
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F o o d
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| The wonders of cinnamon. [ 10 secs / 10 kb ] | |
| Kramer requests a de-caf cuppertino at an office. [ 22 secs / 44 kb ] | |
| Elaine suggests that the order of people eating at a restaurant should be based on who's hungriest. [ 13 secs / 25 kb ] | |
| Jerry tells George tuna is the opposite of salmon, not chicken salad. [ 12 secs / 24 kb ] | |
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O n e L i n e r s
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| George: The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. [ 6 secs / 12 kb ] | |
| Kramer: I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman! [ 4 secs / 8 kb ] | |
| Kramer: I guess I got confused! [ 2 secs / 4 kb ] | |
| Elaine: What am I, a hooker? [ 1 secs / 2 kb ] | |
| Elaine: Is it possible I'm not as attractive as I think I am? [ 11 secs / 23 kb ] | |
| George: I based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest! [ 5 secs / 10 kb ] | |
| Jerry: Damn moyle, he circumsized my finger, the moyle circumsized my finger! [ 4 secs / 8kb ] | |
| Jerry & George defending themselves against being gay. [ 34 secs / 78 kb ] | |
| Elaine describes George. [ 47 secs / 94 kb ] | |
| Jerry: I haven't vomitted in 13 years! [ 3 secs / 6 kb ] | |
| George: Thick, lustrous hair is very important to me.. [ 14 secs / 28 kb ] | |
| George: We live in a society... [ 7 secs / 14 kb ] | |
| George: If I was running for office I would ask for the death penalty for double parkers. [ 4 secs / 7 kb ] | |
| Newman & Kramer debate which days have 'feels'. [ 18 secs / 36 kb ] | |
| George is educated about the 'double dip'. [ 21 secs / 43 kb ] | |
| Elaine comments on her very clean hair.[ 6 secs / 12 kb ] | |
| George and Jerry discuss their favourite explorers. [ 15 secs / 30 kb ] | |
| Frank asks Estelle why its taking her so long to find a bra. [ 6 secs / 12 kb ] | |
| Estelle catches George 'playing' with himself. [ 8 secs / 16 kb ] | |
| Jerry & George defending themselves against being gay. [ 34 secs / 78 kb ] | |
| Elaine describes George. [ 47 secs / 94 kb ] | |
| Jerry points out that there's a nipple on Elaine's christmas card. [ 7 secs / 14 kb ] | |
| Jerry discusses the nose pick. [ 8 secs / 16 kb ] | |
| George discusses with Kramer the 'jerk store' comeback. [ 23 secs / 46 kb ] | |
| The group discuss George's 'jerk store' line. [ 28 secs / 56 kb ] | |
| George tries the 'jerk store' line. [ 45 secs / 90 kb ] | |
| George discovers the comeback line to Reilly's wife being in a coma. [ 25 secs / 50 kb ] | |
| Jerry: Trust me Kramer, given the legal opportunity, I will kill you.... [ 7 secs / 14 kb ] | |
| Kramer tells of his bus adventure. [ 34 secs / 68 kb ] | |
| Kramer asks George and Jerry to tell him that he's attractive. [ 17 secs / 34 kb ] | |
| Kramer talks to Jerry about his face [ 20 secs / 40 kb ] | |
| Kramer discusses his face with his lawyer. [ 16 secs / 32 kb ] | |
| Kramer's lawyer informs the tabacco company representative about his face. [ 9 secs / 18 kb ] | |
| George tells Jerry & Elaine about his newest method of retaining his unemployment benefits. [ 33 secs / 66 kb ] | |
| Kramer picks up the phone when the unemployment office rings, unaware of George's scheme. [ 27 secs / 54 kb ] | |
| Jerry: That is one magic lugee. [ 2 secs / 4 kb ] | |
| Jerry: Love that babka.. [ 3 secs / 6 kb ] | |
| George discusses the idea of pretending to be a marine biologist with Jerry. [ 17 secs / 34 kb ] | |
| George: Hey it's George, I've got nothing to say. [ 2 secs / 5 kb ] | |
| Jerry: What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming. [ 3 secs / 6 kb ] | |
| Jerry doesn't know the name of his girlfriend. [ 15 secs / 30 kb ] | |
| Jerry talking to a naked guy on the subway. [ 16 secs / 32 kb ] | |
| George's girlfriend informs him that they can't have sex. [ ? secs / ? kb ] | |
| George's reaction to having sex again. [ ? secs / ? kb ] | |
| Reilly: Hey George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp. [ 5 secs / 10 kb ] | |
| The Pain & The Urning [ 17 secs / 34 kb ] | |
| Kramer: Hey I just saw a pigman, a pigman! [ 4 secs / 7 kb ] | |
| Kramer tells Jerry about the new 'pirate' trend. [ 9 secs / 19 kb ] | |
| Kramer's pizza idea. [ 27 secs / 54 kb ] | |
| The introduction of Newman [ 24 secs / 48 kb ] | |
| About Kramer having a powwow with the tabacco company lady. [ 7 secs / 14 kb ] | |
| Elaine & Jerry discuss the racquet he bought. [ 11 secs / 22 kb ] | |
| Jerry asks Kramer why a junior high school would want to screw with his head. [ 14 secs / 28 kb ] | |
| The discussion of 'the show about nothing'. [ 29 secs / 58 kb ] | |
| Kramer discusses with his new lawyer and Elaine possible coma situations. [ 61 secs / 122 kb ] | |
| George thinks Elaine is "sticking it" to him . [ ? secs / ? kb ] | |
| Elaine thinks George is "sticking it" to her. [ ? secs / ? kb ] | |
| George & Jerry argue whether superman has super-humour powers. [ 29 secs / 58 kb ] | |
| Seinfeld theme music. [ 34 secs / 68 kb ] | |
| Jerry talking to a guy from TMI long distance service. [ 15 secs / 30 kb ] | |
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