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George: The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. [ 6 secs / 12 kb ] 
George's Greatest American Hero answering machine message. [ 21 secs / 42 kb ] George: You know I always wanted to pretend that I was an architech. [ 3 secs / 6 kb ] Jerry tries to tell George he's a bigger idiot then him. [ 9 secs / 18kb ] Elaine: What is with all these books... [ 4 secs / 8 kb ] George pleads ignorance, after being unaware it is frowned upon to have sex with the cleaning lady in his office. [ 29 secs / 58 kb ] George: I based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest! [ 5 secs / 10 kb ] George is educated about the 'double dip'. [ 21 secs / 43 kb ] George and Jerry discuss their favourite explorers. [ 15 secs / 30 kb ] Jerry & George defending themselves against being gay. [ 34 secs / 78 kb ] George discusses with Kramer the 'jerk store' comeback. [ 23 secs / 46 kb ] The group discuss George's 'jerk store' line. [ 28 secs / 56 kb ] George tries the 'jerk store' line. [ 45 secs / 90 kb ] George discovers the comeback line to Reilly's wife being in a coma. [ 25 secs / 50 kb ] George tells Jerry & Elaine about his newest method of retaining his unemployment benefits. [ 33 secs / 66 kb ] Kramer picks up the phone when the unemployment office rings, unaware of George's scheme. [ 27 secs / 54 kb ] George discusses the idea of pretending to be a marine biologist with Jerry. [ 17 secs / 34 kb ] George: Hey it's George, I've got nothing to say. [ 2 secs / 5 kb ] George's girlfriend informs him that they can't have sex. [ ? secs / ? kb ] George's reaction to having sex again. [ ? secs / ? kb ] George: If I was running for office I would ask for the death penalty for double parkers. [ 4 secs / 7 kb ] The discussion of 'the show about nothing'. [ 29 secs / 58 kb ] Jerry: I slept with Elaine last night... [ 43 secs / 86 kb ] George: We live in a society... [ 7 secs / 14 kb ] George thinks Elaine is "sticking it" to him . [ ? secs / ? kb ] George & Jerry argue whether superman has super-humour powers. [ 29 secs / 58 kb ] George: Thick, lustrous hair is very important to me.. [ 14 secs / 28 kb ] Jerry tells George tuna is the opposite of salmon, not chicken salad. [ 12 secs / 24 kb ]
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