Jerry tells Elaine (whilst acting like Kramer) where she can get some Russian hats for $40. [ 15 secs / 30 kb ]

The 'I want another shot' conversation between Jerry and Elaine. [ 11 secs / 22 kb ]


Jerry tries to tell George he's a bigger idiot then him. [ 9 secs / 18kb ]


Elaine and Jerry try to make plans when bored. [ 24 secs / 48 kb ]

Jerry is bumped from career day. [ 8 secs / 16 kb ]

Jerry is bumped, again, from career day. [ 20 secs / 40 kb ]

Jerry is dumped by his girlfriend after she sees his act. [ 29 secs / 58 secs ]

The wonders of cinnamon. [ 10 secs / 10 kb ]

Elaine tells Jerry and his girlfriend about how her diaphragm fell out of her handbag. [ 35 secs / 70 kb ]

George and Jerry discuss their favourite explorers. [ 15 secs / 30 kb ]

Jerry & Elaine discussing her "faking".[ 20 secs / 40 kb ]

Jerry: Damn moyle, he circumsized my finger, the moyle circumsized my finger! [ 4 secs / 8kb ]


Jerry & George defending themselves against being gay. [ 34 secs / 78 kb ]

Jerry: Hello, Newman. [ 1 sec / 2kb ]

Jerry points out that there's a nipple on Elaine's christmas card. [ 7 secs / 14 kb ]

Jerry discusses the nose pick. [ 8 secs / 16 kb ]

Jerry: Trust me Kramer, given the legal opportunity, I will kill you.... [ 7 secs / 14 kb ]

Jerry: That is one magic lugee. [ 2 secs / 4 kb ]

Jerry: Love that babka.. [ 3 secs / 6 kb ]

Jerry: What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming. [ 3 secs / 6 kb ]

Jerry doesn't know the name of his girlfriend. [ 15 secs / 30 kb ]

Jerry talking to a naked guy on the subway. [ 16 secs / 32 kb ]

Kramer tells Jerry about the new 'pirate' trend. [ 9 secs / 19 kb ]

Elaine & Jerry discuss the racquet he bought. [ 11 secs / 22 kb ]

Jerry asks Kramer why a junior high school would want to screw with his head. [ 14 secs / 28 kb ]


The discussion of 'the show about nothing'. [ 29 secs / 58 kb ]


Jerry: I slept with Elaine last night... [ 43 secs / 86 kb ]

The aftermath of Jerry sending Elaine into the sauna to see if his girlfriend has real breasts. [ 22 secs / 44 kb ]

George & Jerry argue whether superman has super-humour powers. [ 29 secs / 58 kb ]

Jerry talking to a guy from TMI long distance service. [ 15 secs / 30 kb ]

Jerry tells George tuna is the opposite of salmon, not chicken salad. [ 12 secs / 24 kb ]

Jerry: I haven't vomitted in 13 years! [ 3 secs / 6 kb ]

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