Kramer: I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman! [ 4 secs / 8 kb ]


Kramer: I didn't think it was possible to come out of a coma... [ 21 secs / 42 kb ]

Kramer: I guess I got confused! [ 2 secs / 4 kb ]

Newman & Kramer debate which days have 'feels'. [ 18 secs / 36 kb ]


Kramer requests a de-caf cuppertino at an office. [ 22 secs / 44 kb ]

Kramer: These were real hooters. [ 2 secs / 3 kb ]


George discusses with Kramer the 'jerk store' comeback. [ 23 secs / 46 kb ]

Jerry: Trust me Kramer, given the legal opportunity, I will kill you.... [ 7 secs / 14 kb ]


Kramer tells of his bus adventure. [ 34 secs / 68 kb ]

Kramer asks George and Jerry to tell him that he's attractive. [ 17 secs / 34 kb ]


Kramer talks to Jerry about his face [ 20 secs / 40 kb ]


Kramer discusses his face with his lawyer. [ 16 secs / 32 kb ]


Kramer picks up the phone when the unemployment office rings, unaware of George's scheme. [ 27 secs / 54 kb ]

The Pain & The Urning [ 17 secs / 34 kb ]

Kramer: Hey I just saw a pigman, a pigman! [ 4 secs / 7 kb ]

Kramer tells Jerry about the new 'pirate' trend. [ 9 secs / 19 kb ]

Kramer's pizza idea. [ 27 secs / 54 kb ]

About Kramer having a powwow with the tabacco company lady. [ 7 secs / 14 kb ]

Elaine tells Kramer he is more than a few tweaks away from a healthy relationship. [ 15 secs / 30 kb ]

Jerry asks Kramer why a junior high school would want to screw with his head. [ 14 secs / 28 kb ]


Kramer discusses with his new lawyer and Elaine possible coma situations. [ 61 secs / 122 kb ]

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